Katy Perry

Popstar Katy Perry became famous for her gay ‘I Kissed a Girl’ single back in 2008 after her first single, ‘Ur So Gay,’ flopped.

Recently, she released her second studio album titled “Teenage Dream.” Technically, Katy’s live “MTV Unplugged” album should be considered her second, but it’s just so dreadful that I’m choosing to ignore it.  You are quite welcome, Katy.

“Teenage Dream” has become most well known for the songs ‘Teenage Dream’ and ‘California Gurls.’ The beat found in those songs is pretty cool and enjoyable for about three seconds…  And then you come to realize how badly Katy Perry’s music reeks.

I think it’s safe to say that Katy has come a long way since the ‘I Kissed a Girl’ days…  But her twangy voice and trashy lyrics still ruin it all, which is perfectly depicted in her song ‘Last Friday Night.’

This has little to do with her music, but I was rather amused when I found out that she dated singer Travie McCoy, who, to say the very least, is quite an interesting [looking] character.

But then, instead of pursuing something with Travie, she dumped him and got hitched to crazy British actor Russel Brand, because he was clearly the best option.  After all, his clothes are probably just as tight as hers and he wears probably just as much eye liner; they can share everything, what a perfect match!

I suppose her taste in men sucks just as much as her taste in music. 

Now you, Katy, is what I call “such an EPIC fail”.  Your parents must be very proud.